Our calling card. |
Mlle. Leobelle’s (2010)
It’s the talk of the town
From Leura up and down
Of a new establishment
Run by Ladies of Renown.
A special Sanatorium
And Haute Couture Emporium
The Ladies Leobelle
Are making ad memoriam.
What designs you may need
A dress in which to read
A ball gown that’s refined
The Mam’selles take the lead.
They know the latest fashion
And deportment is a passion
They have the best taste
Much more than their ration.
(Chorus)
You’ll fall under their spell
At Mam’selle Leobelle’s
Only time can tell
With Mam’selle Leobelle’s
You’ll come out of your shell
Through Mademoiselle Leobelle’s.
The gentlemen aren’t forgotten
With fine linen, wool and cotton
For the suits they admire
Are not in styles misbegotten.
From spats to top hats
To those stylish cravats
Leobelle’s show men how
To not be fashion prats.
(To Chorus)
Dr. Yorrick and Prof. Hedgewick's Invention Exposition |
What a marvel of the age the Professor is! His latest patent is the Belly-Button Defluffer, a must for any discerning gentlemen, or lady for that matter.
Self-explanatory really!
A true taste sensation.
He even supplies His Majesty!
Mr. Henry Hedgewick's large establishment in Katoomba St. |
The Colonel is focussed on your entertainment needs!
This beastie has been sought here, it's been sought there, it's been sought dashed well everywhere!
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